www.original-wit.net © 2017 by Steve Taite

Something Kinky

She: I stand here by the mirror

I want a look that’s quite a killer

For my first date with you.

I have this leather skirt

And knee high boots that really hurt

There’s still my face I must do.

My lipstick’s ruby red

And I wouldn’t be caught dead

Without a piercing or two

Just some mascara in black

And my breasts I need to stack

Before I see you.

He: I so despise  all these blind dates

The other side is always late

And then I start to perspire.

I hope that casual is her style

Because it’s been a long long while

Since I have bought new attire.

There’s a girl coming this way

Who’s surely not dressed for ballet

She says her name is Lou.

I try so not to stare

As I manage to declare

“It’s nice to meet you”.


She: I can see it in your eyes
That I don’t need to compromise
Tonight I’ve found my match.
He: You’ll respect me as I am
I don’t need a test or an exam
You are my perfect catch.

He: I’ve practiced night and day

To find the perfect lines to say
But it’s all wasted on you.

She: Why don’t we both just leave

I have some plans here up my sleeve
And they all involve you .

He: The time is right
Your perfume fills my head
The stars get red
So lets go do something blue.
She: I no longer need to look
‘Cause it is written in my book
I was meant to be with you.