10 Reasons to Live on the Moon

1. You get to ride these cute buggies without paying the exorbitant Disney prices.

2. You get to wear these goofy space helmets without the girls telling you what a stupid geek you are.

3. You get a front row seat to watch the atomic bomb explode back on mother earth without worrying about the fallout.

4. You can awe your grandchildren with tales of your visit to the Dark Side.

5. It’s a great place for cheese lovers.

6. You are a big meditation freak and you heard about a new spa facing the Sea of Tranquility.

7. You won't feel overweight - don't knock it 'till you try, it's great for the ego.

8. It's as far away as you can get from your mother-in-law.

9. It's cheaper than renting in Manhattan.

10. You can dance Van Morrison's Moondance to your heart’s desire without being made fun of.


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