Today’s generation is making my life unbearable. It used to be so simple. I could get away with a box of chocolates on Valentine’s Day, a romantic dinner for out anniversary and something that glittered for her birthday. Nowadays I’m being showed up by my own children every time.
My life was going all right, five days roughing it at work in order to spend two days of rest. This schedule was working fine until one night I came home to find my wife waiting for me with a curious smile on her face. I know that I should have made a run for it but past experience had taught me that there is no escape – all was crystal clear.
“Ruth and Manny have invited us to a dinner party.”
The first time she had sprun...
I am stranded on a desert island somewhere in the Caribbean.
I was in the middle of a heavy poker game in the casino, somewhere in the vicinity of Bermuda, when I heard a big explosion. The next thing I know, I am hanging on for dear life to the remains of a roulette table, alone in the middle of the ocean in the midday sun and no sunscreen.
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law
I could tell what day it was going to be. It was all written in the sky. I woke up without a headache, the sun was shining, I could detect the chirping of robins from the nearby tree. Then the doorbell rang and the storm began
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