Him & Her (and them!)

May 27, 2017

A parody of the Pina Colada song for the Tinder age.

May 18, 2017

Today’s generation is making my life unbearable. It used to be so simple. I could get away with a box of chocolates on Valentine’s Day, a romantic dinner for out anniversary and something that glittered for her birthday. Nowadays I’m being showed up by my own children every time.

May 13, 2017

My life was going all right, five days roughing it at work in order to spend two days of rest. This schedule was working fine until one night I came home to find my wife waiting for me with a curious smile on her face. I know that I should have made a run for it but past experience had taught me that there is no escape – all was crystal clear. “Ruth and Manny have invited us to a dinner party.” The first time she had sprun...

May 2, 2017

Help! I am stranded on a desert island somewhere in the Caribbean. I was in the middle of a heavy poker game in the casino, somewhere in the vicinity of Bermuda, when I heard a big explosion. The next thing I know, I am hanging on for dear life to the remains of a roulette table, alone in the middle of the ocean in the midday sun and no sunscreen.

April 27, 2017

Weddings are all about money. It takes all night to eat enough to cover your check. Then there's the dancing!

April 9, 2017

A fun guide to Mothers-in-law Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law I could tell what day it was going to be. It was all written in the sky. I woke up without a headache, the sun was shining, I could detect the chirping of robins from the nearby tree. Then the doorbell rang and the storm began

April 1, 2017

A funny look at home security systems

March 6, 2017

The funny side of having kids. Kids come in three sizes: small, medium and downright fat. All you need to know when it comes to having kids or opting out.

March 6, 2017

Dear shoppers,

Welcome to The Mall that is Bigger and Better than all the Other Malls ® Mall. Because we are  The Mall that is Bigger and Better than all the Other Malls Mall, we are happy to provide you with a complimentary mall survival kit (deposit necessary of course,  and no, we don't accept small kids under the age of five as deposits even if they are named Dennis). The survival kit includes a special GPS to help you get...

March 1, 2017

She: I stand here by the mirror I want a look that’s quite a killer For my first date with you. I have this leather skirt And knee high boots that really hurt There’s still my face I must do.

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