I like taking out the garbage
It’s something I do every day.
Sometimes I feel
That the smell is unreal
But I really have to do it anyway.
It’s something that’s stated in your marriage licence
I bet you didn’t read the small print.
The man gets to take out the garbage each night
While the women may go shopping till he’s skint.
I love taking out the garbage
It means I get two minutes to myself.
Just me and the cats and a couple of rats
It’s really quite good for my health.
There’s not much more to say about the garbage
It’s a sport that involves mostly men.
If you perfect your aim
You can’t really be blamed
For missing the dumpster now and then.